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Sam:

Demeter has offered to take me on a field trip to her house in France as a little vacation. This is just a note to make sure you don't go worrying in case you can't find me.

Take care of yourself while I'm off!

Sallie Reynolds, world traveler

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Mike:

Don't do anything crazy while I'm gone. Taking a vacation for a little while so that you don't give me more grey hair.

I'll be back very soon. Don't worry.

Sallie

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Charlie:

I am going to France for vacation with Demeter. If you're nice I'll bring back a postcard.

Take care of yourself, please.

Sallie

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Splinter:

I am going on a trip to France. It's very zen, I promise.

Keep an eye on Mike. (I know you will, but it's a habit to say such things now.)

Be back soon,

Sallie

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And anyone who asks:

I am off on a trip. If this is a bar emergency, please see Mike or any Security staff member. If this is an emergency relating to my universe, please find my son Malcolm. If this is any other category of emergency, please find someone better equipped and present to help you. I should be back in a few days.

Sallie Reynolds, Barman.

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