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Sallie Abigail Reynolds ([personal profile] realmrsreynolds) wrote 2008-06-04 01:35 am (UTC)

"I'm a lady of many talents."

Balancing a heavy ceramic dish, laden with a berry pie, is not easy without some strength in the wrists.

An arthritic lady probably doesn't have the strength to carry that dish by the bottom, so she sticks the serving knife in the pocket of her apron, shifts the dish so as to hold it by both ends and

It's a dull CLANK, when the pie dish slams into Sam's forehead, cracking down the middle, dark red pie filling falling down the front of Sam's shirt.

"Now now, Samuel. So messy."

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